Shoot me in the temple, aiming slightly downwards. I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. In three seconds, I arrived at the gym, which was fifty miles away. Patience is a virtue of the great and few possess it. Everybody demands instant gratification. xoxo. You'll try to regroup and pull your arm back, but that wont be easy when I jab my spear-pointed Benchmade switchblade straight through the bone in your forearm, and proceed to rip your entire ****ing forearm and hand off in one quick pull. You arms are way too long. https://t.me/RVvoenkor/336, > The arab League will impose sanctions on turkey, > Azerbaijani military base located near Saricali village has been severely crippled by Armenian artillery strikes. Generally depicted as straight, double-edged blades with brown or black, cross-shaped hilts, points directed up. Kind of reminds me of lurch. We all did. Do you think caveman had access to steroids? I think you're a phaggot. 4,519 ... Two women woke me by sucking my cock, which by the way is 9 and a half inches. RAID: Shadow Legends™ is an immersive online experience with everything you'd expect from a brand new RPG title. I'm hungry now, not 40 minutes from now. The Melee Copypasta Collective #1 March 16, 2016 Griffin 4 Uncategorized , Literally an article dedicated to copypastas that have been modified to belong in Melee Twitch streams. This is where it got a little weird. I'll tell you. Instant banking. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Something ****ing tells me that you'd be better off keeping your arms down at your sides. Its just terrible. TWO TRUCKSHAVING SEXTWO TRUCKSHAVING SEXMY MUSCLESMY MUSCLESINVOLUNTARILY FLEXTWO PICKUP TRUCKSMAKING ... More posts from the copypasta community. while Rey is an acronym for "Renault, Eniak-Antique, Yamaha!". I hovered into the gym, because the ground was too scared of my calf muscles to touch my feet. 51 min ago, Lua | I would go out of my way to attack you. At this point, you'll probably spend 2 seconds in shock. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. 2. 1 hour ago, We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. I came, and three hundred gallons of semen shot out. What do you think? Lol at u, this is the problem with the 21st century. And when your dumbass daddy comes over, trying to get it back, 43 trucks fall out of the sky, and land EXACTLY where he's standing, killing him instantly. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. I didn't need to shower, because my body self cleanses and my pores emit the manliest cologne possible. I got in my 2011 Lamborghini Murcielago and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. DOWNLOAD AND SAVE IT! What is your GOAT Copypasta One that brought you the most lols? I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. Mostly civilian casualties; ongoing, > US Embassy stating travel to azerbaijan is not advised due to possibility of terrorism, >kim kardeŞ from azerbajanny retweeted this QRD. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at Hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion so she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a piñata. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. Posted by 4 days ago. It all started when i was 12 and I wanted to be a monster truck when I was older i would go vroom vroom or boom boom or BEEP BEEP BEEP and bite anyone who said i wasnt a moster truk. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. Artsakh MoD: youtube.com/channel/UCGXQ_rvQRyug7VvoFtZd_1g, Armenian MoD: youtube.com/channel/UCH5dvlXECL-WSLwWsXl4_eg/videos, Azeri MoD: youtube.com/channel/UCp9m21a2rI1_0DItLvHcuCw, _________________________________________, > Azerbaijani Missle artillery firing at NK positions, > 1 IFV with a man on top and 2 Missle artillery trucks get droned, > Armenian munitions truck and soldiers get droned, > armenian missle trucks struck by drones, > video with drone strikes of 3 apparent vehicles, > video depicts drone strikes of Armenian assets in nightvision, twitter.com/Natsecjeff/status/1311960236115230721, > video depicts drone strike of 3 tanks and an army tent, > Armenian soldiers depicted getting droned by Azerbaijan, > Armenian RPG waits and abushes a azerbaijani tank, > Azmod releases behind the scenes footage of the azerbaijani front, > Video from the Azerbaijani Ministry of Defense from Mataghis/Sugovushan village in Karabakh, >frontline footage armenian perspective while shelled, twitter.com/ShStepanyan/status/1310483306048348160, >Armenians release footage of the destruction of azerbaijani vehicles, twitter.com/ShStepanyan/status/1311698448496852993?s=20, >Video depicts the moment just before a azerjanny suicidedrone impacts a tourbus, > Video contains a report in which Azerbaijani radio chatter is disseminated, in the middle of the video. Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). Shit's disgusting bro, get it sorted or at least wear a bucket over your head or something. Who is Ivan Chesnokov? Instant medical service, diagnosis, and an instant cure. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins /damages an already ugly face even further. > According to people in Odessa, Aliyev is recruiting fighters from "Praviy Sector" and "Azov" groups, > Armenia claims to have struck a major fuel depot in Azerbaijan and said the footage will be released soon, > Armenia claim that Azery army was repelled last night during an attempted attack, leaving 60 azeris dead as well as 40 units of tech destroyed, > Leader of NK calls for a creation of anti-terrorist coalition, > Armenia may make concessions over Karabakh if Azerbaijan is ready to do the same: TASS, > 11 hours into ceasefire, Azerbaijanis started shelling Stepanakert, Shushi and Martuni - just as civilians started to leave their shelters. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. And save your city! We're just wasting both our time acting like we are enjoying this. It takes just too much patience. I can't hold it in any longer. Load the … When I got out the car, I flexed. It landed in Ghana, and ended the drought. 48 min ago, C++ | Peter Marsh, from East Oxfordshire, was left fuming when rival cook Jane was voted the host of the week in the Channel 4 contest, and he finished last. Copypasta. All good things comes to those who wait when it comes down to exercising patience. Nobody lights a fire these days. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. 16 min ago, Lua | Post for /cwg/ anons to link their deeper analysis sources and fresh links to stop some of the chronic dysentery: >Military doctrine, new strategies, theoretical scenarios, analysis and documentaries: https://youtu.be/TwipiQu7Kac (explains Lybia), https://www.rand.org/content/dam/rand/pubs/research_reports/RR3000/RR3063/RAND_RR3063.pdf, https://odin.tradoc.army.mil/DATE/Caucasus, --------------------------------CURRENT KILLCOUNT ARMENIA/AZERBAIJAN WITH SOURCE---------------------------------------------------, Based website showcasing losses only on video/photo evidence. -------------------Caucasus War General /CWG/ COPYPASTA ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------, > Armenians upload video evidence executing POWs, > Azerbaijan alleged to violate iran's border integrity due south of the conflict twitter.com/ArmeniaMODTeam/status/1313460869737611264, > Azmod claims to have "liberated" undisclosed positions, videos to be released twitter.com/wwwmodgovaz/status/1313513714264551429, > Russia has initiated a new campaign to combat international terrorism, involvement in the NK war under the guise of counterterrorism. 362 comments. I don't know what you want. 51 min ago, Lua | I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Open the garage door! However, copypasta is organically spread — it is a human-generated type of message, regardless of whether people think of it as spam. share. Llooked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air. This only happens every 823 years. 1 hour ago, C++ | Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 17.3k. My mother for instance is one of those people. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. IF A DESCRIPTION OF A VIDEO IS MADE THEN THE LINK BELOW THE DISCRIPTION IS THE RELEVANT ONE, MEANING: REMEMBER, LINKS ARE NOT PERMANENT, LIKE A VIDEO? Nose is definitely crooked. Its terrible. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. HEY! Your eyes are too far apart. As for your hair, lol. you feel like punching me in the face? Azerbaijan losses according to Yerevan as of 12-10-2020: (~2.700 WIA?? When I first heard it I was a small child around the ages of 5 or 6, and was confused on why I got hard, not understanding what was happening I put it out of mind and forgot about the ordeal. Two women woke me by sucking my cock, which by the way is 9 and a half inches. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. I need the bullet to travel the shortest possible distance through my brain before it hits my hippocampus.

Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. Instant information. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? hide. twitter.com/301_AD/status/1311659206592741378, > Armenian artillery engaging azerbaijani targets, > Video depicts the explosion of several Azerbaijani assets and the gunning down of retreating Azerbaijan troops, > Undisclosed armenian counterattack, enourmous amount of bodies seen on video, > Azerbaijani troops seen running away from the outskirts of Mataghis, > Sitrep from the front, armenian soldiers seen relaxing and speaking, > Two Azerbaijani trucks are destroyed by ATGM, > Azeri retreat turned into a massacre by artillery, > Artillery strike killing azeri soldiers. Well, "strong views" only hints at the depth of his convictions and the adamancy of his presentation. Be honored. You arms are way too long. You were getting pretty heated at this point I don't know if you were thinking straight but you told me to hog tie you to the bed and punish you and you also said to grab the army men out of the game closet, needless to say I obliged. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. You might decide "well ****, I might as well stay true to my word and throw a ****ing punch". 5. I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. 48 min ago, C++ | lol at how they hang by your sides. Instant travel. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. Have a nice day. GROTESQUE is stretching it. That's why God gave us microwave ovens. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. And i am a chef so dont tell me how to eat healthy I think I know. People don't even light ovens anymore. u are 1 ****ing cheeky **** mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. Have a nice day. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible. I would love to see you say something like that to my mother in front of me. save. She took the dog. Thanks for the motivation. Found on the cyberpunk 2077 subreddit. Instant gains, instant messages, email, fax, internet. Race to the rescue! Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. ~NKMOD, > Azeris raise flag in Jebrayil centre https://t.me/apa_az/41809, > Armenians wrecked an Azeri convoy in broad daylight. Prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue. Let me tell you something you already know: Facebook isn't all sunshine and rainbows. Ok enough with this small talk. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible. [Reading CEDA's instructons while in the store] "'Report unusual behavior'… 'Barricade your homes'… 'Avoid all contact with infected individuals'… 'Wait for official instructions'." The big container ship arrives at the new LEGO city harbour! A man has fallen into the river in Lego City! [2] Koranteng's given name, Reynolds, is a contraction of "Hey Arnold, Renault!" What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. Look thick. Kind of reminds me of lurch. google destroyed the copy paste dump ——— the new website is at c.r74n.com We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. No offense bro but you are the ugliest mother****er I have ever seen. Transcripted by YouTube user "atom" Gino's Undertale Review Nose is definitely crooked. Instant education, job, wealth. You'll be standing face to face with me, and let me ****ing tell you, it'll already be too ****ing late to back down at that point. I hope you don't have a job that requires two ****ing hands, because you're going to be missing one after I'm done with you. Meme Status Submission Type: Copypasta Year 2017 Origin 4chan Tags uwu, copypasta, sperm-sama, cringe About. Just sating. No, I don't like you. 7 min ago, Java |
Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. Instant everything. Start the new rescue helicopter. What do you think. GROTESQUE is stretching it. First of all the number 2, by the way I love the number 2. Mar 20th, 2012. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. You know what, it's probably more like the number two … The new Emergency Collection from Lego City! Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. If I’m … If You’re Armed and at the Glenmont Metro, Please Shoot Me Read More » You'll spend your last few seconds gurgling blood, and wondering where you went wrong. Tight. Two swords with steel blades in an X shape, as crossed for combat between two knights or warriors. As for your hair, lol. Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture) . I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to move with your Auntie and Uncle. Either that or you got baptised with scolding hot coffee. Ivan Chesnokov appears to be a Russian poster on various firearms forums, most prominently 4chan /k/.Ivan is justifiably quite proud of Russian history and has strong views about firearms, especially about not modifying military surplus firearms. -----END OF COPYPASTA, VIDEOS BELOW----- IF A DESCRIPTION OF A VIDEO IS MADE THEN THE LINK BELOW THE DISCRIPTION IS THE RELEVANT ONE ... > 1 IFV with a man on top and 2 Missle artillery trucks get droned youtu.be/zpZiUGfD1g8 >AT emplacements get droned youtu.be/X0gNRIKCGZU 1 hour ago, We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. I'll casually divert your fist off to the side, as you suddenly realize you may have gotten yourself into something you can't back up. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. > Footage released by Azerbaijani army of equipment and ammunition seized during clashes in Karabakh, > Azerbaijani corpses seen in preperation for burial by armenian soldiers (i think), > Dead Azerbaijani's seen in a short clip, > Before and after footage of syrian jihadists under the azerbaijani flag picknicking in front of a camera followed by their bodies, > Armenian footage of dead azerbaijani soldiers, High quality footage, > Artsakh & Armenian reservists off to the front, twitter.com/BabakTaghvaee1/status/1310518686269296641, > Armenian president has a tough interview, twitter.com/AHajizade/status/1294211077497139201, > truck filled with dead azerbaijani soldiers, > armenians attacked 1 armored vehicle and confiscated 3, > Video with the title"THE FIRST VIEWS FROM OUR OCCUPIED LAND ON AZTV", > Azerbaijani soldiers relaxing on a misty mountain, > Alleged Armenian BMP with dead crew on video by a passerby, twitter.com/COIN_TR1/status/1311676200176287749, > loads of azeri corpses in a ditch, posted by NK, > Armenian forces take over a azerbaijani position, shows aftermath with corpses, > Grainy video of Armenian soldiers walking past Azerbaijani bodies, > Armenian soldier corpse seen chained to a building, context unclear, > Azerbaijani corpses alleged to be killed by artillery fire, > Aftermath of an Armenian ambush, tanks captured, > Ethnic turkic people in iran trying to start trouble, > Armenian camera crew footage from the front (armenian untranslated), > Highway camera picks up the moment a Azerbaijani missle hits the Hakari bridge near Berdzor, Goris - Stepanakert, > Showcase of the remnants of a missle strike in stepanakert, asbarez.com/197336/azerbaijan-bombs-stepanakert/, > Syrian Jihadists in Azerbaijani uniforms seen relaxing, Armenia mentioned in arabic speech, > Damage to buildings by the Shelling (missles) of Ganja, > TFSA corpses arriving in syria from azerbaijan, > Azerbaijani soldiers filming the remainder of an armenian outpost, twitter.com/wwwmodgovaz/status/1313522877694709760, > Azerbaijani soldiers seen filming around destroyed vehicles with armenian plates, > AzMOD releases a video depicting a lineup of captured armenian vehicles, > Armenian soldier get's birthday cake from comrades, > CCTV Footage of a missile hitting Ganja, > Russian singer playing a song for frontline troops in artsakh, > ArmeniaMOD press team inside Hadrut filming after claims of capture by azerbaijan, > Sasha Kots, Independent Russian journalist filming from Hadrut, no Azerbaijanis present, > Declassified recording of conversation between syrian Jihadists showcasing life under azerbaijani command (2 videoparts). 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